Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?

Here's what I love, shopping online!!! Tell me that isn't a home run and I'll show you a liar. For fun, I have been going to the mall and standing in random lines. I have attempted to speak with my fellow patrons in order to spread some Christmas cheer, but no one seems to be in the mood (except for a few folks who felt a proper lunch consisted only of martinis). Where is the love?

How many of you have already spent your second stimulus package money? Your tax return? I say spend it all. Saving money is overrated. Get out there and stimulate the economy with your hard earned credit cards.

I for one am big on tradition. We had the picture done with Santa, the tree was cut down (sorry Earth) and decorated, we'll watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and eat appetizers (sorry waistline) and read the Christmas story on Christmas Eve. And then watch the wonderful chaos that is Christmas morning unfold (after reading about the birth of Christ). So Merry Christmas to you and yours.

support the troops and get rid of the ACLU

For all of you Christian haters who believe prayer is some form of civil rights violation, try not to run to the ACLU to sue these guys. Civil liberties my a**.

One More Final and General Updates You All Want

One more final (this qualifies as a study break). Only 17 more pages to memorize, learn how to apply and pray I get a familiar fact pattern. Awesome, bring it on.

Hopefully you all have your Christmas shopping done (are we allowed to say Christmas, or will the ACLU be bringing suit?), and if not, just throw a shoe at it. That seems to be how the rest of the world shows their feelings. Speaking of feelings, no more mass email Christmas cards (whoops, said the whole C word again). Nothing says "I don't care about you enough to send you a real card, so here is a mass email one" like... you guessed it, a mass email. Personally, I prefer to use the old standby, "sorry I didn't send you a card, I didn't have time." I can't wait to start getting the mass Merry Christmas text messages (you know who you are).

Here's something fun, word on the street is Obami wants to turn the inauguration into a Gay pride parade. Nice work, voters. Congratulations on your tolerance and diversity. Super job. Now the world will not only hate us (like they already do), but they will think we are just a bunch of flamers. Awesome. Did I hear that Sean John is a sponsor as well? Talk about a putting the right foot forward.

Finals

Final Exams are here, no more classes and only 175 pages of information to memorize and apply to vague fact patterns. Awesome.

See you in 2 weeks.

Obama Needs Your Help!!!

O wait, isn't that why people voted for him? So he could help us? What happened to all the campaign promises about health care reform and new jobs? Now he is giving all of us the chance to be community organizers. Now that is exciting. Next stop, almost a whole term in the Senate and then the White House. Isn't that the new career path?

Another interesting note, a city in Ohio did not pass a tax increase and now they say there is no money to plow the roads this winter. Can I get in on that lawsuit?