You might be a...

You might be delusional if...

You believe that illegal immigrants are not a problem.
Facts:

• 95% of all murder warrants in L.A. are for undocumented aliens.
  83% of all murder warrants in Phoenix are for undocumented aliens.
  86% of all murder warrants in Albuquerque (who really knows how to spell that?) are for u.a.
  Approx. 70% of the FBI's most wanted list? you guessed it, undocumented aliens.

You believe gay marriage should be legalized (or you may just be gay and delusional).

Facts:

• God does not recognize gay marriage.
  The South does not recognize gay marriage.
  California does recognize gay marriage, and let's face it, that is a state that can't get anything right.

You believe the president of Iran is generally a good guy.

Facts:

• China and Russia are loving the fact that the U.S. worries more about offending other countries rather than self sufficiency. Though we don't get any of our oil from Iran, we (the common people) know that guy is nuts, and we know that Iran, China and Russia effectively make up the "Axis of Evil."
  

So if you believe your voting booth is hooked up on Nov. 4, vote accordingly and don't forget to punch the chad all the way through (unless you are voting for Hussein).