Do you remember the days?

Do you remember the days when you spent the weekend watching sports and sleeping? They seem like they were so long ago. Now I spend Saturdays changing diapers and reading books that are better suited for use as dumbbells (interesting, but quite heavy). I get my score updates from MSN and Yahoo sports, and then pretend to know what happened when I get back to school on Monday. I am such a poser (but let's face it, so are you). I am out like A-Rod...