Voting for Obama? Thanks

I just wanted to say thank you to those of you voting Obama in '08. As a nonworking, poor student with a family who does not pay taxes, I appreciate all of your support. I am excited that all of you small business owners and wealthy people are going to pay for my health care, food stamps, and lifestyle. I will let you know if I need anything else. Perhaps there is a way I can work this into a boat?

The good news is that by the time I am in the wealthy crowd, a new President with a tax plan that benefits me will be in office. I love our electoral system (even though I am against voting).